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    前台小姐的暴笑八级英语

    2010-12-20 21:39 | 来源:吴忠博爱泌尿专科医院| 编辑:笑话大王

      

     

      昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:

      前台小姐:“hello?”

      老外:“hi.”

      前台小姐:“you have what thing?”

      老外:“can you speak English? ”

      前台小姐:“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?”

      老外:“can anybody else speak English? ”

      前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”   老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak English?”

      前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”老外:“I want to speak to your head.”

      前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”